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    Cottesloe Woman In Search Of A Sea Change Moves 2km Down Marine Parade

    Former North St resident and Marine Parade personality, Cynthia, felt she was stuck in a bit of a rut and knew unless she made some…

    Belle September 17, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    VFL admits the pre-season State of Origin is just a way to get Vic players annual trip to WA over with early

    The VFL has announced the State of Origin is returning as a match between Victoria and Western Australia to be held on 14th February 2026. …

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day

    King Sausage Fingers was left fuming yesterday after finding out his prime time spring public holiday had been rebranded as Show Day and his birthday…

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Update on new Westralia public holidays

    Sadly, the Government didn’t go with Clive Denied Day or The Great Hail Storm of 2010 day but on the assumption the amendments pass this…

    Belle September 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Reckons

5 Ways To Assert Your Boomer Dominance Over Your Neighbourhood

Belle February 29, 2024

Congratulations on your decision to move from casual suburban pest to a full-time rate paying Rambo that won’t rest until your enemies lay in a…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Motocross community clear busy schedules of popping wheelies in Armadale to meet Carey Hart

Belle February 29, 2024

The Perth motocross community has made the tough sacrifice of cancelling their usual plans to attend a meet and greet with motocross legend Carey Hart…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth’s Perves Rejoice Speed Limit on West Coast Drive Reducing to 40km/h

Belle February 28, 2024

It’s a great day for Perth’s leering community after it has been announced the speed limit on West Coast Drive will be lowered to 40km/h.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Day In The Life Of A Range Rover Driver 

Belle February 28, 2024 A Day In The Life OfGolden Triangle

9:00 am – awaken to boorish knocking and aggressive phone calling from a tradesman. He claims he’s been here since 8:30. I try to remind…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Perth managers prepare for rare peaceful Saturday as the usual suspects will be at P!nk

Belle February 28, 2024

Perth managers across the entire range of hospitality are preparing for the most peaceful Saturday on record this weekend. Obviously, excluding those poor souls stuck…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Citywide shortage of capri pants as P!nk mums prepare to descend on Optus Stadium

Belle February 27, 2024

If you were in the market for a brand-spankin’ pair of capri pants before the weekend’s P!nk show then you’d better look over east! Retailers…

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