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    Top 11 worst people you’ll encounter at the pub this silly season

    The guy who thinks waving a pineapple is ballin’ – Woah, calm down Bill Gates, you wouldn’t want to start a stampede of every female bartender…

    Belle December 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Australia to be replaced by Jake Paul at next Ashes to give England a chance at winning something 

    The ICC has made a ruling that Jake Paul will be replacing the Australian cricket team in all future Ashes games to give England a…

    Belle December 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    WA holiday spots overwhelmed by rowdy Balinese tourists

    As the Aussie dollar drops, Western Australian holiday hot spots are being inundated with rowdy Balinese tourists who have decided to give Australia a taste…

    Belle December 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    Top 14 Signs You’re A Down South Pest

    Going down south is an important part of the Westralian spirit. Some are well behaved, most aren’t, get your bingo cards ready: 1. You ruin…

    Belle December 20, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Baldivis matriarch flexes on neighbours by bringing out a Viennetta after dinner party

    Belinda was sending a very clear message on Sunday night to the neighbours she invited around to a BBQ when she brought out an original…

    Belle December 20, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Riverside property owners wondering what Hyde Park is going to do with all those shot hole borer larvae

Belle April 15, 2024

Affluent residents from Rossmoyne to Peppermint Grove have been more than a little curious as to what the City of Vincent is going to do…

View More Riverside property owners wondering what Hyde Park is going to do with all those shot hole borer larvae
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Kane Cornes accuses West Coast of tanking after thumping Richmond 

Belle April 14, 2024

SEN’s top blowhard Kane Cornes has sensationally accused The West Coast Eagles of tanking after witnessing their dominate performance against Richmond at Perth Stadium. Cornes…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth man wakes up with a vague, ominous recollection of being at Billy Lee’s early Sunday morning

Belle April 14, 2024

Perth pisswreck Damo has woken up with a memory that would rival Guy Pearce in Momento. As per usual, Damo has stuck his snout in…

View More Perth man wakes up with a vague, ominous recollection of being at Billy Lee’s early Sunday morning
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Ageing millennial accepts it’s all over after getting a bit too excited to see a bird

Belle April 12, 2024

Time comes for us all and Perth man Toby has accepted he is officially on a downward trajectory towards mortality after getting a bit too…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What your choice of Breakfast says about you

Belle April 11, 2024

Eggs Benny – you’re a hungover FIFO worker who is about to take a mid-brekkie break to make a Dome toilet the scene of a 25…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

AFL to replace record with a definitive list ranking every slur

Belle April 10, 2024

The AFL has set an unusual precedent after effectively ranking the severity of slurs by reference to how may weeks you get pinged for uttering…

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