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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Clive Palmer buys every seat to James Cameron’s Perth show to pester him about the Titanic

Belle March 14, 2024

Perth punters hoping to meet legendary director James Cameron have been dealt a harsh blow after it was revealed Clive Palmer had bought every single…

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IN FOCUS: What your generic tattoo says about you

Belle March 13, 2024

Sometimes tatts carry a deep personal connection to the skin they are on. Other times they are a great way to show you fell off…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What Your Favourite WA Holiday Spot Says About You

Belle March 12, 2024 BTT Travel

WA is truly an all you can holiday buffet. With some of the best spots in Australia. Alas its tourists aren’t always as pure as…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

AFL forced to deny round 0 was an attempt to outdo AFLX as the worst idea its had

Belle March 11, 2024 AFLFooty

The AFL has been forced to deny that round 0 was a deliberate attempt to take the pressure off AFLX as the worst thing footy…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Nigella enjoys Perth delicacy of “farken waah-goo with extra tomato sauce” at Rockpool

Belle March 11, 2024

Nigella has landed in Perth ahead of her show and wasted no time sampling the best of Perth’s culinary offerings. She has reportedly been seen…

View More Nigella enjoys Perth delicacy of “farken waah-goo with extra tomato sauce” at Rockpool
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Nigella reveals she added Perth to her tour after hearing of the local youths’ love of baking

Belle March 11, 2024 WA Culture

British baking sensation Nigella Lawson has delighted Western Australian fans by adding Perth to her Australian tour. She was reluctant at first given the time…

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