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    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Nigella reveals she added Perth to her tour after hearing of the local youths’ love of baking

Belle March 11, 2024 WA Culture

British baking sensation Nigella Lawson has delighted Western Australian fans by adding Perth to her Australian tour. She was reluctant at first given the time…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth bloke who lived in Melbourne for 3 months can’t stop defending their heatwave

Belle March 11, 2024

A Perth man who spent 3 months living in a filthy sharehouse in Brunswick is on high alert today to ensure everyone knows that he…

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IN FOCUS: Do you have what it takes to drive a Toyota Hilux?

Belle March 11, 2024

You don’t choose a Hilux, a Hilux chooses you. Typically, before a man takes his king of the road crown, he must complete an apprenticeship…

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5 Heinous Creatures You Can’t Avoid At Sculptures By The Sea

Belle March 10, 2024

Sculptures by the Sea – uniting people who don’t want to be united since its foundation. Here is what to expect: Locals – Marvel at…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

7 Pests You Can’t Avoid On Rotto

Belle March 10, 2024 suburbsWA Culture

The Western Suburb’s Elite The dad sports a long-sleeved Polo with speedos, the wife is technically classed as a flotation device given the amount of…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What Your Choice Of AFL Team Says About You

Belle March 9, 2024 Footy

Eagles – like the guy with the massive softy that hasn’t been able to get it up for a while, you are coasting on your reputation…

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  • Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you
  • Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween
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