Ms Perth Boat Hoe

In the Perth summer, children of boat owners rule like majestic kings over their aquatically challenged peasantry. One such peasant is Cherie, an aspiring social…

Mr Raft Up

Raft Up is Oliver’s annual opportunity to boost his social ranking. As it stands, he is about as popular as the discount bin at a…

Ms Stereosonics

Stereosonics is unquestionably the biggest event on the insta-hoe calendar. The Claremont Showgrounds will transform into a thriving ecosystem of cooked peacocks gurning harder than…