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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

NOR officially declared the most basic after Starbucks chooses it to set up shop

Belle March 7, 2024

For years, Perth experts have mused over which side of the river was most basic. Luckily, the question has finally been answered after it was…

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Heartwarming scenes as two little boys in Matildas jerseys ask mum if they can go and spew in a taxi

Belle March 7, 2024

Hearts have melted today after a couple of little boys were seen in their Matildas jerseys running around on the footpath as their mum tried…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

WA dealers threaten class action against Bankwest’s ATM closures

Belle March 7, 2024

A collection of shady underworld figures who list their occupation as “distribution” specialists have taken Bankwest to task after announcing they will be filing a…

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REPORT: There Are Now Enough $100 Notes Buried in Balcatta to Start a Bank

Belle March 6, 2024

When Frank talks about the value of his land he isn’t just talking about the valuation on REIWA. He’s also talking about the hordes of…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

WA fisherman slammed for not using a beer can for scale

Belle March 6, 2024

A WA fisherman has faced the full backlash of the fisho community after proudly displaying his catch yesterday without using a beer can for scale.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Check out this Iconic footage from the Cott Sunday sesh in the 2000s

Belle March 5, 2024

The Sequel Vintage Instagram page has been doing the lord’s work sourcing some of the finest WA nostalgia. I was recently reminded of this clip…

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