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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: The Eastern State mind can’t comprehend our toll-less utopia

    A man visiting Westralia from Sydney has been left as stunned as a mullet at a taser party while driving on our roads. In a…

    Belle February 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Concerns after a battalion of emus put in a bid for Leeuwin Barracks 

    Western Australia is on high alert this morning after it was revealed a battalion of emus related to the original army that conquered WA in…

    Belle February 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    A day in the life of a Nissan Patrol driver

    7:00 am – I awaken to the sun shining on my face and birds chirping. It’s like a Disney scene if the character passed out…

    Belle February 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Why yes, aging Scarborough man does reckon he could also do a 4km heroic swim in rough seas

    Brett, 42, from Scarborough has watched the heroic actions of young Austin and has confirmed that the young champion is made from the same sort…

    Belle February 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    12 types of awful coworkers you can’t avoid

    Since time began, humans were forced to work together towards a communal goal. Alas, that goal appears to be losing one’s faith in humanity. Here’s…

    Belle February 3, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

City of Melville Man Will Never Forgive The Dogs For Getting Rid Of Willagee Licensing Centre

Belle April 30, 2024

They say you don’t know what you have got until it’s gone. This is very true for City of Melville resident Ben who recently found…

View More City of Melville Man Will Never Forgive The Dogs For Getting Rid Of Willagee Licensing Centre
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

WA farmer absolutely stoked after hearing about the rain all the way in Perth 

Belle April 30, 2024

A WA farmer battling a record-breaking drought has apparently leapt from his tractor seat to celebrate the news that capital city Perth has received a light drenching today.  The farmer…

View More WA farmer absolutely stoked after hearing about the rain all the way in Perth 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS True-ish Crime

WA Police To Consult Community FB Admins Before Launching Helicopter Operations

Belle April 30, 2024

WA Police have come under attack by FB community page admins for failing to consult with them before launching emergency operations to track down scumbags…

View More WA Police To Consult Community FB Admins Before Launching Helicopter Operations
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Perth Motorists Urged To Reconsider Driving After Almost 0.8mm Of Rain Hits

Belle April 30, 2024

Emergency services are urging Perth motorists to reconsider their need to travel by road given the unbridled shittery already seen after some light precipitation today.…

View More Perth Motorists Urged To Reconsider Driving After Almost 0.8mm Of Rain Hits
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Surfer Joes Owner “Unconcerned” With Perth’s Wet Forecast

Belle April 28, 2024

Gazing nonchalantly at his novelty weather app, Simmo from Kwinana allegedly told a mate he “didn’t give a shit” about the forecasted rain next week.…

View More Surfer Joes Owner “Unconcerned” With Perth’s Wet Forecast
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Success declared as Joondalup threatens to boycott train line over Yanchep name change 

Belle April 27, 2024

The citizens of Perth are chalking up a recent threat by the Joondalup people to boycott the train system over the “Yanchep Line” name change…

View More Success declared as Joondalup threatens to boycott train line over Yanchep name change 

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