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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Residents along Swan River note mosquito plague began after a mysterious lunch cutter arrived

Belle February 24, 2025

Residents in the City of Bayswater, Bassendean & Belmont have been desperate to rid their beloved suburbs of a mozzies who have hit in plague…

View More Residents along Swan River note mosquito plague began after a mysterious lunch cutter arrived
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

REPORT: some sorry looking faces on the Rotto ferry back today

Belle February 23, 2025

As it turns out, downing more piss than a German water sports website can have a detrimental effect on one’s body. Accordingly, many a Rotto…

View More REPORT: some sorry looking faces on the Rotto ferry back today
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

REPORT: You’d have to shake the fabric of space & time to get that Rotto swim number off bloke’s arm

Belle February 22, 2025

A bloke who competed in the Rotto swim has made it clear that the registration tattoo on his upper arm isn’t going anywhere for at…

View More REPORT: You’d have to shake the fabric of space & time to get that Rotto swim number off bloke’s arm
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Rotto swim skipper pretty sure the 19.7km swim through open ocean would be a more relaxing choice 

Belle February 22, 2025

Western suburbs man Phil has every reason to believe he’s an intelligent man. So he is unable to explain how he voluntarily threw himself into…

View More Rotto swim skipper pretty sure the 19.7km swim through open ocean would be a more relaxing choice 
From the Zoo Bell Tower Times

9 Ways To Be A True Champion At The Rotto Swim

Belle February 22, 2025 WA Culture

Compete like a champion – the Rotto Swim is all about competition. About being the best you can be. For a few thousand well oiled…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

REPORT: second hand car salesman has a real good deal for you on a Holden Captiva 

Belle February 21, 2025

A local second hand car salesman has seen a prime opportunity today after a clueless P-Plater entered his yard with an even more clueless father.…

View More REPORT: second hand car salesman has a real good deal for you on a Holden Captiva 

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  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
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