Defence Launches Urgent Search After New Javelin Missiles Last Seen in Possession of the Emus in Lancelin
The Australian Defence Force has conceded that the recent show of military might in Lancelin backfired somewhat after a crack group of highly trained emus…
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WA Farmer Starts Growing AI Slop to Secure the Same Reliable Water Supply as a Data Centre
A Western Australian farmer has had the novel idea to replace his crops with AI slop so he can secure the same water supply as…
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Swans Sent to CSIRO For Bird Flu Testing After Being Spotted Struggling in Final Quarter
Concerned members of the public have called authorities on distressed Swans seen “struggling” during the final quarter against Flagmantle last night. One person who reported…
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Clive to take a run at Secret Harbour by-election to finally get his revenge on WA Labor
It has been many years since Clive locked horns with Western Australia. Embarrassing himself again and again in the High Court as he fought to…
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Sydney Swans Stranded After Missing Flight Reschedule Text Due to Telstra Outage
Oh no! Swans are scrambling to get to Perth after being blissfully unaware their flight was rescheduled thanks to the Telstra outage yesterday. Thanks to…
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Special box set up for pav to enjoy a little wharfie time away from Sydney eyes tonight
It’s a bit of a tough night for ol’ Pav – Fremantle’s favourite son turned Sydney CEO will admittedly have some mixed feelings about the…
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