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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Kylie Minogue locks in the Wellington Street Fatberg as backup venue for Saturday’s concert

Belle February 10, 2025

Kylie Minogue watched the unfortunate events outside the Bryan Adam’s concert unfold last night as a sewage blockage caused by a suspected “fatberg” forced RAC…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

WA Local forgets about Sunday morning trading hours for the 600th weekend in a row

Belle February 9, 2025

Despite living in WA his whole life, Dave has once again foolishly presented at his local Woolies at 9:30 on a Sunday morning.  This represents…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Bead mazes introduced to assist with Emergency Department wait times

Belle February 9, 2025

While the Health system waits for upgraded facilities, more staff and better support for bulk billing services, all they can do is try to improve…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

20 years on private school boy still can’t look at a packet of SAOs the same

Belle February 8, 2025

It has been over two decades since Lachlan was a boy however evidently some memories fade slower than others. Being a proud PSA lad, he…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A day in the life of a guy who has daddy’s boat 

Belle February 8, 2025 A Day In The Life Of

7:00 am – I wake up still hard from the night before as father told me I could take the boat out today. This throbbing…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Taylor Swift praised for letting some American Football be played at her PR event on Sunday

Belle February 8, 2025

The NFL has praised Taylor Swift’s selflessness for allowing their little sideshow to air on the same day as her massive PR event this Sunday…

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  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
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