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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Mandurah develops space program after just 2 days without “certain websites”

    A mere 48 hours after big Wank decided to clamp down on Australia, Mandurah has announced it will be launching its first manned spaceship to…

    Belle March 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New Freo Traffic Bridge fully completed after just 48 hours without “certain websites”

    A likely consequence of the Pornocalypse has been a major boost in the productivity of tradesman who are though to spend over half their day…

    Belle March 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Little shops selling cheap dodgy fuel & expensive American snacks pop up over night

    Little shops that seemingly only sell outrageously priced American snacks have pivoted into a new hustle after reading the room on the public’s fears over…

    Belle March 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Roger Cook’s removalist truck expected in West Perth by 2030 after hitting Kwinana Freeway traffic

    Western Australian Premier Roger Cook has done what many SOR have dreamt of doing for years – escaping Kwinana. Citing the need to be closer…

    Belle March 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Tom Hanks chose GWS match as he was searching for a deserted location for Cast Away 2

    Tom Hanks was spotted at the GWS v Hawthorn match yesterday much to the surprise of the handful of punters in attendance. However, it wasn’t…

    Belle March 8, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other

Belle December 10, 2025

All eyes were on Australia today as the Under 16s social media ban came into effect.  Many experts were debating how the kids were going…

View More Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

Belle December 9, 2025

Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

View More Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day

Belle December 8, 2025

The Western Australian Government has apologised to the people of Perth after the new Ellenbrook Line delivered on the threat of bringing thousands of Ellenbrook…

View More Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

WA announces BCF shirt buyback as fish ban set to decimate displays of boating incompetence 

Belle December 6, 2025

Western Australia has announced recreational demersal fishing on the west coast will be banned until the Spring of 2027. As a result, many weekend warriors…

View More WA announces BCF shirt buyback as fish ban set to decimate displays of boating incompetence 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Useless Perth angler doing a good job pretending he’ll be affected by Dhuey ban

Belle December 5, 2025

Atrocious Perth fisho, Timbo, who has never caught a Dhuey in his life is putting on a convincing act while joining in on his fellow…

View More Useless Perth angler doing a good job pretending he’ll be affected by Dhuey ban
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

AC/DC concert receives noise complaints from residents in Two Rocks 

Belle December 5, 2025

AC/DC are not popular with Two Rocks NIMBYs after noise complaints streamed in as last night’s concert at Perth Stadium roared on. Residents in Two…

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