Starvin’ Scott Boland refuses to turn right at Claremont Hungry Jack’s, lets traffic flow
After a full day of helping old ladies cross the road and helping bloke’s move house, all Scotty Boland wanted was a cheeky feed to…
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Australia warned to not let England’s home ground advantage rattle them in the first Ashes test in Perth
The Australian cricket team will be coming in hot to Western Australia aka Not-so-little-England and they should expect a hostile crowd. In fact, WA now…
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REPORT: Perth UFC fan must be excited for tomorrow’s event because he hasn’t slept since last Tuesday
Surely Perth UFC fan, Brayden, is excited for tomorrow’s big clash given he hasn’t managed a single week of sleep since last Tuesday. His haters,…
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Border Force opens first Indonesian BCF to help illegal fishers adapt to life as WA boat owners
A special investigation by The Times has revealed Australian Border Force is operating Indonesia’s first BCF store on Rote Island to help the beneficiaries of…
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Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park
West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…
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TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order
“It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning. To make matters even more suspicious…
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