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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Man Ostracised From Caravan Park for Practising Reversing Before Arrival

    A Perth man has faced the full force of weekend warrior caravaner fury after he let slip to fellow holidaymakers that he’d actually practised reversing…

    Belle March 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Mandurah develops space program after just 2 days without “certain websites”

    A mere 48 hours after big Wank decided to clamp down on Australia, Mandurah has announced it will be launching its first manned spaceship to…

    Belle March 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New Freo Traffic Bridge fully completed after just 48 hours without “certain websites”

    A likely consequence of the Pornocalypse has been a major boost in the productivity of tradesman who are though to spend over half their day…

    Belle March 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Little shops selling cheap dodgy fuel & expensive American snacks pop up over night

    Little shops that seemingly only sell outrageously priced American snacks have pivoted into a new hustle after reading the room on the public’s fears over…

    Belle March 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Roger Cook’s removalist truck expected in West Perth by 2030 after hitting Kwinana Freeway traffic

    Western Australian Premier Roger Cook has done what many SOR have dreamt of doing for years – escaping Kwinana. Citing the need to be closer…

    Belle March 9, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Regional WA sends telecommunications infrastructure to Turkey desperately wanting better coverage 

Belle November 7, 2025

Regional WA has taken extraordinary action after residents have been left continually frustrated with poor mobile phone coverage.  Like the proverbial chrome-dome, Regional WA has…

View More Regional WA sends telecommunications infrastructure to Turkey desperately wanting better coverage 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 

Belle November 6, 2025

The WA Government has decided to call off the $1.6B redevelopment of the Perth Convention Centre and replace it with a more thrifty option.  As…

View More Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

Belle November 6, 2025

A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

Belle November 5, 2025 BoganUp North

Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

View More Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

Belle November 5, 2025

A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

View More Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

Belle November 5, 2025

A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

View More Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

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