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    WA man furious after Secret Santa cheaps out with an 18-foot fishing boat

    “What am I going to do with that?”, thought Rod as he tried his best to feign gratitude after being gifted a cheap, useless present. …

    Belle December 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Crack team of pastry chefs deployed to South Perth to deal with late night baking epidemic

    South Perth residents have been moaning that young people are living their best life and indulging in late night baking sessions on the foreshore. Among…

    Belle December 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Nature is healing as kids banned from socials return to Galleria bus port to settle beef

    The Albanese Government is celebrating another triumph this morning as hundreds of under 16s ditch trading barbs over socials for good ol fashion scuffling at…

    Belle December 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other

    All eyes were on Australia today as the Under 16s social media ban came into effect.  Many experts were debating how the kids were going…

    Belle December 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle December 9, 2025
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From the Zoo Featured

IN FOCUS: Masters Milk Carton Regatta

Belle November 26, 2022

Perth used to have a fever, and the only prescription was the Masters Milk Carton Regatta. An event where the dairy guzzling hordes of Perth…

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BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Swan Valley Vineyards Thanks Wine Machine Revellers for Years Worth of Free Nitrogen

Belle November 26, 2022

Fertiliser ain’t cheap so the Swan Valley is extremely thankful that party-goers en route to and from Wine Machine were able to donate a generous…

View More Swan Valley Vineyards Thanks Wine Machine Revellers for Years Worth of Free Nitrogen
From the Zoo

6 Hot Tips For Being The Biggest Road Trip Pest You Can Be

Belle November 25, 2022

Navigating like an oxygen thief – heavy is the hand that controls the GPS. If you don’t have a firm grasp on the technology or can’t…

View More 6 Hot Tips For Being The Biggest Road Trip Pest You Can Be
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REPORT: WA woman enjoying the “how the fark did they get my email day” sales

Belle November 25, 2022

Carla isn’t the type of consumer to look a gift horse in the mouth and she couldn’t be more stoked at the unsolicited emails from…

View More REPORT: WA woman enjoying the “how the fark did they get my email day” sales
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Brutal scenes as substitute PE teacher attempts to drop some youthful lingo 

Belle November 24, 2022

A 27-year-old substitute PE Teacher erroneously believed he had the requisite youth-appeal to step up his communication game with his zoomer class today. A belief…

View More Brutal scenes as substitute PE teacher attempts to drop some youthful lingo 
BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

WA man kept awake at night pondering what new object he can whack a motor onto

Belle November 24, 2022

The last time Darron got a full night’s rest was 3 years ago after he successfully built a motorised esky. It was a challenging yet…

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  • Nature is healing as kids banned from socials return to Galleria bus port to settle beef
  • Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other
  • Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m
  • Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day

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