Westralian man shocked to learn there is no “s” at the end of daylight saving
As the annual media shit-stir over “daylight savings” begins, a Westralian man has had his foundations rocked after repeatedly seeing it written as daylight saving.…
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Woolworths debuts new “minority report” cameras to catch you scanning items as onions before you’ve done it
Woolworths has spent billions of dollars inventing new cameras that are straight out of a sci-fi thrilling featuring everyone’s favourite stunt-lovin’, couch jumpin’ lunatic Tom…
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Twiggy slides into China’s DMs after BHP iron ore ban
Andrew “The Twigmeister” Forrest has taken the news that China has banned BHP iron ore pretty well by all reports. A source close to the…
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AFL replaces the centre bounce with a free kick to Nick Daicos
The footy world has been left stunned today after the AFL announced the traditional centre bounce was going the way of teams ignoring concussions. In…
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Perth blow-in lucky to get out unscathed after winning regional pub meat raffle
It’s fair to say that wander out yonderers, Matt & Alicia hadn’t endeared themselves to the locals in a town a few 100km from Perth…
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West Coast fan quietly confident other fanbases won’t bring up the AFL assistance package in future arguments
A West Coast Eagles fan has told his friends today that he is quietly confident no other supporter base will bring up the assistance package…
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