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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ed Sheeran spotted at the OBH with a Butler tan telling everyone it’s gonna be Ipswich’s year lad 

    “The Tractor Boys are on”, Ed loudly exclaimed as he ordered another “Laaaagerrrr” when it was “his turn to get the beers in” at the…

    Belle February 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Fremantle responds to bridge closures by installing a slackline across the river

    The world’s longest slackline running from North Fremantle to South Beach will be installed tomorrow when the bridge closes.  The emergency slackline is expected to…

    Belle January 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA Government to offer a buyback amnesty for all cars with insufferable burble tunes 

    The Western Australian Government has launched a new initiative to take obnoxious gunshot noises off our streets.  Owners of vehicles with burble tunes or any…

    Belle January 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Homelander has a most elegant solution to the LandCruiser clogging up his scenic Caves Road drive

    Old mate Homelander is in the South West currently filming a new Netflix surfing show.  To pass some time between shooting, he decided to enjoy…

    Belle January 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Bunnings customer brings own trailer and actually knows how to reverse it

    Witnesses at the Leach Highway Bunnings have been left looking like a school of stunned mullets today after a typical clean shirt flog attended the…

    Belle January 30, 2026
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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Zig Zag Scenic Drive

Belle June 22, 2021

When one thinks of the Perth hills, one thinks of stunning vistas, endless bushland, homemade billies, vehicular recklessness and teen pregnancy. No location quite ticks…

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Unique & Other

Mr Tight Arse

Belle June 20, 2021

Brendan is the type of bloke who wanks to his ATM receipt on payday. Some say the joy is in giving, but not for Brendan,…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Thornlie

Belle June 18, 2021

Rex shuffles around the TAB in a pair of piss-stained Diadora trackies that have formed such a repulsive crust that Dominos is trying to find…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs #Queening

Belle June 17, 2021 MummyParenting

There is only one rule in regards to Facebook-guided mothers: there are no rules. After the child is birthed the placenta of entitlement flops onto…

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Reckons BREAKING NEWS

WA Government & Police to release rebranded SafeWA App to win back public confidence – SafeANOM

Belle June 16, 2021

Public confidence in the SafeWA app plummeted after revelations this week that SafeWA app data was accessed in the course of an investigation into a…

View More WA Government & Police to release rebranded SafeWA App to win back public confidence – SafeANOM
From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Front / Old Mate Bars

Belle June 16, 2021

If you find yourself in the front bar you’re probably either a well-seasoned old mate, a tradie or lost. These sanctuaries typically shy away from…

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  • Homelander has a most elegant solution to the LandCruiser clogging up his scenic Caves Road drive
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