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    TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order

    “It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning.  To make matters even more suspicious…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tim Winton urges youth to get back into human torpedoing as under 16s social media ban set to strike 

    As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump announces new tariff on obesity to protect the US absolute unit market

    President Trump has announced that anyone wishing to import absolute units will need to pay a hefty 24% tariff insisting the domestic absolute unit market…

    Belle November 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Camry drivers outraged by City of Perth’s 40km/h proposal, insisting the City isn’t a motorplex

    The Toyota Camry Drivers Association of WA has slammed the City of Perth for imposing unrealistic expectations on its members by proposing an expanded 40kp/h…

    Belle November 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Fyre Festival vows to run a better organised Perth Water Lantern Festival in 2026

    The organisers of the ill-fated Fyre Festival have watched on with great interest as the events of the Perth Water Lantern Festival unravel.  An event…

    Belle November 11, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Western suburbs bid for SeaLink Rotto ferry services to help reduce the amount of poors on the island

Belle April 3, 2025

News that SeaLink Rotto Ferry Services have hit the market has created a real buzz through the western suburbs. Residents of the Western Suburbs, specifically…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

West Coast Eagles forced to install a Mitchell-proof fence around Mineral Resources Park 

Belle April 2, 2025

The West Coast Eagles have taken immediate action against repeated raids by former AFL player and current coach of the Hawks – Sam “Judas” Mitchell. …

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

An honest review of Perth tap water

Belle April 1, 2025

Let’s talk Western Australian tap water. Some people say it tastes like Aquaman’s precumies after a regrettable night with a garden of sea anemones. We’ve…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Local weeb wants you bogans to know he was going to Japan before it was popular

Belle April 1, 2025

A Western Australian weeb or “anime-enthusiast” as he prefers to be called has launched an extraordinary attack on his fellow countrymen. Witnesses observed the fedora-clad…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

BREAKING: Woolworths and Coles Admit to the Lot!

Belle April 1, 2025

In a move no one saw coming, Woolworths and Coles have released an extraordinary joint statement today copping the lot. From price gouging customers during…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Day In the Life Of A West Coast Supporter

Belle March 31, 2025 A Day In The Life OfAFLFooty

8:00 am – wake up and enjoy the brief flutter of time before I remember the never-ending nightmare. Groan as I battle another rage-hangover after…

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