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    Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park

    West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…

    Belle November 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order

    “It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning.  To make matters even more suspicious…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tim Winton urges youth to get back into human torpedoing as under 16s social media ban set to strike 

    As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump announces new tariff on obesity to protect the US absolute unit market

    President Trump has announced that anyone wishing to import absolute units will need to pay a hefty 24% tariff insisting the domestic absolute unit market…

    Belle November 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Camry drivers outraged by City of Perth’s 40km/h proposal, insisting the City isn’t a motorplex

    The Toyota Camry Drivers Association of WA has slammed the City of Perth for imposing unrealistic expectations on its members by proposing an expanded 40kp/h…

    Belle November 12, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Permai demands transfer back to WA after hearing about South Australian cuisine

Belle January 27, 2025

Pemai the elephant has started her journey to Monarto Safari Park today and was initially excited for the sea change. The big girl was filled…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Rockingham man sets up cabana in KFC drive through to reserve his spot this morning 

Belle January 27, 2025

Inspired by the inconsiderate actions of many Westralians at beaches, a local pisswreck has had the genius idea of setting up a cabana in the…

View More Rockingham man sets up cabana in KFC drive through to reserve his spot this morning 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Progressive Bogan Plans to Wear Aussie Flag Cape At Half Mast

Belle January 26, 2025

An unusually progressive Rockingham man has decided to acknowledge the sensitivities around the 26th of January in a truly unique way. He will be wearing…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Rocko Man Starts Dazzling Display of Patriotism With Chinese Made Flags on Car

Belle January 26, 2025

Normally, Traylin lets his full back southern cross tattoo and view obscuring collection of unwelcoming car stickers communicate how he feels about his beloved land…

View More Rocko Man Starts Dazzling Display of Patriotism With Chinese Made Flags on Car
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

WA Man Outdoes “Cabana Families” At Beach By Erecting Full Donga Camp 

Belle January 26, 2025

Never one to be undone, a Mandurah man has taken the idea of setting up protective sun structures at the beach to a whole new…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Irishman detained for trying to enter Australia without a GAA jersey 

Belle January 26, 2025

There were chaotic scenes at Perth Airport today after Border Force apprehended an Irishman who thought he could just waltz into Perth without wearing a…

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