A day in the life of a Grey Nomad
6:00 am: the early bird gets the worm and I’m up to launch a final raid on the caravan park’s ablution block. I stuff my…
2026 Census to be replaced by a chain email questionnaire you’d send your crush in the 90s
The ABS has announced that they will be doing away with the traditional Census format next year and opting for a bit of 90s charm.…
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St Paddy’s Day sees statewide shortage of traffic controllers in WA
The WA construction industry has ground to a halt today after thousands of traffic controllers mysteriously called in sick on St Paddy’s Day. It is…
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Western Australia slams borders shut to prevent anymore AFL related harm
The Westralian Government has acted swiftly after both footy teams brought the great state into disrepute on the weekend. Flagmantle cacked the proverbial bedsheets in…
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Mandurah Nightclub Goer Enjoying Her Own Little Crab Fest This Weekend
Mandurah’s Crab Fest is a great boon for the area. With thousands of crustacean worshipping revellers descending on the Southern WA city to get their…
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AFL coaches seen scouring maternity wards for any child with surname Reid
AFL coaches across Australia, in particular Clarko, have madly demanded access to maternity wards to find any child bearing the Reid surname. It comes after…
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Revealed: what Flagmantle offered Brayshaw to re-sign
The Cockburn Dockers really lived up to their name with an offer to star midfielder Andrew Brayshaw that he couldn’t refuse. No doubt more than…
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