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    Santa deported in a complimentary cray boat after ABF catches him throwing a sneaky line in

    Santa Clause has been apprehended by the Australian Border Force after heading to Australia early to throw a cheeky line in from his sled.  Not…

    Belle December 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Kid who asked Santa for a half built trampoline set to have his dreams come true 

    Little does he know it, but little Johnny is just one sleep away from having his dream of playing on a half built trampoline realised. …

    Belle December 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Axed AC Milan vs Como game replaced with Balcatta pool party to give fans their Italian diving fix 

    European football fans have been left devastated today after learning the hyped AC Milan v Como Italian-fest has been cancelled.  It would’ve marked a historic…

    Belle December 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Santa cancels Geraldton stop after quick Take 5 on scorching forecast

    Santa has pulled the pin on Gero after reading reports it could hit 42 on Xmas Eve and 43 degrees on Xmas Day. Meaning, the region…

    Belle December 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Acts of “Bazball” decreed a treasonable offence by order of The King

    England have entered full damage control after the controversial style of aggressive test batting has been declared dead.  Thus to protect the sanctity of English…

    Belle December 22, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

A day in the life of a Bunnings Weekend Warrior 

Belle January 19, 2025 A Day In The Life Of

6:30 am – my fresh New Balance runners add a pep to my step as I fire up the leaf blower to show the leaves…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Port Hedland bloke proves he’s taking his cyclone prep seriously with second trip to bottlo

Belle January 18, 2025 Up North

A Port Hedland man has left nothing to chance ahead of a tropical cyclone likely to develop on Sunday. After loading up on enough toilet…

View More Port Hedland bloke proves he’s taking his cyclone prep seriously with second trip to bottlo
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Influencer Demands Bali Street Kid Give Back Rupiah After “Unusable” Reaction Filmed

Belle January 18, 2025

An influencer on a mission to “spread joy” and “make humanity feel again” has reacted angrily to a selfish Balinese street kid’s lacklustre reaction to…

View More Influencer Demands Bali Street Kid Give Back Rupiah After “Unusable” Reaction Filmed
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Stories from the zoo

Mr. Bunnings weekend warrior admits he considers renting a trailer to be admitting defeat 

Belle January 18, 2025

“Renting a trailer is like letting the man next to you at the urinal hold your dick when you have a piss. That’s not the…

View More Mr. Bunnings weekend warrior admits he considers renting a trailer to be admitting defeat 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Cowaramup Concerned It Hasn’t Gone Hard Enough On The Whole Cow Thing

Belle January 17, 2025 Down SouthWA Culture

The greatest minds in the South West remain vexed as to whether they have laid the whole “cow theme” thick enough as they walk around…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Old mate horrifies inner city yuppies with his “old Highgate” stories 

Belle January 17, 2025

A couple who recently moved to the inner city suburb of Highgate got the shock of their lives when they enlisted the services of old…

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