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    Santa deported in a complimentary cray boat after ABF catches him throwing a sneaky line in

    Santa Clause has been apprehended by the Australian Border Force after heading to Australia early to throw a cheeky line in from his sled.  Not…

    Belle December 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Kid who asked Santa for a half built trampoline set to have his dreams come true 

    Little does he know it, but little Johnny is just one sleep away from having his dream of playing on a half built trampoline realised. …

    Belle December 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Axed AC Milan vs Como game replaced with Balcatta pool party to give fans their Italian diving fix 

    European football fans have been left devastated today after learning the hyped AC Milan v Como Italian-fest has been cancelled.  It would’ve marked a historic…

    Belle December 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Santa cancels Geraldton stop after quick Take 5 on scorching forecast

    Santa has pulled the pin on Gero after reading reports it could hit 42 on Xmas Eve and 43 degrees on Xmas Day. Meaning, the region…

    Belle December 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Acts of “Bazball” decreed a treasonable offence by order of The King

    England have entered full damage control after the controversial style of aggressive test batting has been declared dead.  Thus to protect the sanctity of English…

    Belle December 22, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Bumrah heads to nearby skatepark to stare down some more teens

Belle January 3, 2025

Indian fast bowler and stand in captain Jasprit Bumrah has reportedly been left feeling unsatisfied with giving Aussie star Sam Konstas an icy send off…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: South Perth Foreshore

Belle January 3, 2025

You know the Mill Point Rd turn off is coming up once your nostrils fill with the pungent scent of the Swan River. An odour…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover

Belle January 1, 2025

Damo, a double bacon deluxe of a bloke, has tried every trick in the book to beat his brutal hangover today. Alas, nothing seems to…

View More Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Local mess who posted her New Year’s resolutions to IG stuns haters by waking up fit, rich, mature, career-driven, and with a multitude of hobbies

Belle January 1, 2025

No one knows how she did it but it seems local trainwreck Tash has come good on each and every one of her 2024 New…

View More Local mess who posted her New Year’s resolutions to IG stuns haters by waking up fit, rich, mature, career-driven, and with a multitude of hobbies
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Man kicked out of Elizabeth Quay after admitting he wasn’t going to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one would ever watch

Belle December 31, 2024

A Perth man has been given his marching orders after a concerned member of the public reported him to the police after overhearing a chilling…

View More Man kicked out of Elizabeth Quay after admitting he wasn’t going to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one would ever watch
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

MCG sustains extensive rust damage from the flood of salty tears flowing from Indian cricket fans

Belle December 31, 2024

The 2025 AFL Premiership Season is now in doubt after engineers confirmed that Indian tears had caused extensive rust throughout the ageing stadium. The salt…

View More MCG sustains extensive rust damage from the flood of salty tears flowing from Indian cricket fans

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