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    REPORT: Perth UFC fan must be excited for tomorrow’s event because he hasn’t slept since last Tuesday

    Surely Perth UFC fan, Brayden, is excited for tomorrow’s big clash given he hasn’t managed a single week of sleep since last Tuesday. His haters,…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Border Force opens first Indonesian BCF to help illegal fishers adapt to life as WA boat owners

    A special investigation by The Times has revealed Australian Border Force is operating Indonesia’s first BCF store on Rote Island to help the beneficiaries of…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park

    West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…

    Belle November 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order

    “It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning.  To make matters even more suspicious…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tim Winton urges youth to get back into human torpedoing as under 16s social media ban set to strike 

    As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS WA suburbs & towns

9 Ways to have a Bellissimo day in Balcatta

Belle December 3, 2024

Balcatta is an unmissable spot for thrill seekers, Italian enthusiasts and tradies alike. 1. Channel your inner sesh rat at Rickman Delaney Reserve What a…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What Your Choice of Cadbury Favourites Says About You

Belle December 2, 2024

Cherry Ripe – you’re an old-school, seasoned campaigner that believed pleasure is for the weak. Cherry Ripe is your one oasis away from Old Gold &…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

“There’s nothing to do in Perth”, says woman who considers taking photos of a piss-stained Melbourne laneway “something to do”

Belle December 2, 2024

A Perth-born & bred woman turned her back on the city 5 years ago and went to live a cultured life in Melbourne. During her…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Day In the Life of a Swan Valley Party Bus Girl 

Belle December 1, 2024

9:00 am – I ready myself for battle by applying a British hairdresser amount of make up. This is my war paint, the Swan Valley…

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Self-serve checkout bandit decides to treat himself to his own little Black Friday special 

Belle November 29, 2024

Local scofflaw, Jackson, has spent the morning fending off emails from businesses attempting to push their Black Friday specials on him. Moreso, supposed news outlets…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

WA woman enjoying the “how the fark did they get my phone number?” sales

Belle November 29, 2024

Carla isn’t the type of consumer to look a gift horse in the mouth and she couldn’t be more stoked at the unsolicited texts from…

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