The Perth influencing community has been given just 2 weeks to fully prepare themselves with one of the most daunting tasks they’ll ever endure in their lives – be seen in Morley.
The timer started ticking today after Galleria announced it would be opening its fashion mall on the 5 November 2026.
We spoke to a budding Western Suburbs influencer who said she’d only heard tales of Morley from food influencers who visited Coventry Markets,
“Karrinyup is daunting enough for me but Morley? What happens in Morley? Will I be OK? My VW Golf won’t end up on bricks will it? What happens if I make eye contact with a Morley resident? They won’t bite, will they?”
These were reassurances we couldn’t give. All possible.
Another influencer said she planned to write (AI generate) a book about her experiences entering the NOR suburb,
“OMG it’s like adventure tourism like when people go to North Korea or Bunbury, I can’t wait to tell my tale after I venture into Morley to get photographed at the new Mecca”
What a timeline we are in. Morley Galleria the new home of fashion.
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