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Perth Nudges Out Small Indonesian Fishing Village To Claim 458th Spot in Most Lively Central Hub Rankings

December 6, 2021

Council House was allegedly buzzing when they heard the news that Perth CBD had snuck a slick one past some tiny Indo fishing village and…

The Facebook Snake Wrangling Expert

December 3, 2021

Karl is a shit-talking-serpent, slithering through the tall grass of ignorance to ambush unsuspecting prey with a hefty dose of reptilian drivel.  Much like snakes,…

Perth Criminal Thanks the Justice System for Making Him a Bitcoin Millionaire

December 2, 2021

Jarred* has been accused of a lot of things in his day but being good at crime was never one of them. In fact, it…

Ms “We’re Pregnant!”

December 2, 2021

Mel has finally moulded Jason into parental material, and much like the father to be, a spineless organism managed to wiggle its way inside of…

IN FOCUS: The Legend of Limewire

November 30, 2021

Back in 2000, we were introduced to the unprotected back seat liason of the internet – Limewire. Rather than slip on a franger of updated…

Mr Swan River Booze Cruise

November 28, 2021

Move over blue/green algae outbreaks, Brett is the grossest thing floating on top of the Swan River. Today, Brett’s celebrating his buck’s party and has…

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