Pilbara Man Not Willing To Admit It’s Hot Until Egg Has Finished Cooking On Footpath
Despite temperatures sweltering to above 50 degrees in some parts of the Pilbara, Kenny has sensationally refused to admit he’s hot until such time as…
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POSTCODES: Scarborough 6019
Scarborough is that festering scab by the sea that is begging you to pick it for your next amazing day out in Perf. You won’t…
Perth Man Regrets Taking 4 D-Bangers Before Job Interview
It’s a classic tale. Jimmy took the edge off his interview last night by slamming down a few pints. Alas, every action has an equal…
IN FOCUS: Getting Stitched Up By These Particular Hand Dryers At The Pub
Anyone who has ever seen the 90’s Hercules series know that the gods are petty and cruel. One never expected to meet that vicious divinity…
THE BTT YEAR IN REVIEW (PART 2)
Floodageddon – July. Mother nature decided to pop a squat and piss like a race horse on its 7th pint. Rudely exposing our city’s abysmal…
Perth Gym Bro Microdosing Long Lost Tub of Original Jack3d
“It’s what Joe Rogan would want me to do”, Anthony says as he carefully measures out 0.25g of Jack3d into his obnoxiously oversized protein shaker…