Afternoon Smoke Cover Making Belmont Low n Slow BBQ Enthusiast Feel A Bit Frisky
Perth has enjoyed a blanket of smoke as the afternoon wind posed a serious challenge to after-work joggers and chumps who had their washing on…
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Perth Man All For Improving Infrastructure So Long As It Doesn’t Personally Inconvenience Him
A well-to-do Inglewood swinging dick, is ropable that the Wait Awhile State dared to improve critical infrastructure in such a manner as to inconvenience his…
Perth Dad Looking At Your Bin To Rehome Stinking Bag Of Seafood After Missing Bin Day
Perth Dad, Craig, has blamed a combination of Easter break disorientation, the FOGO system, and his useless teenage children for failing to get his red…
REPORT: Uncle Dan’s Absolutely Copping It This Arvo
“Good” Fridee eve is the perfect storm for Dan’s as tomorrows closure of bottle shops mixes with people trying to get away down south for…
Perth AFL Hopeful Takes Out Insurance Policy On Mullet To Safeguard Career
Like many young AFL hopefuls, Brett knows that if he doesn’t maintain a lush, flowing mullet his odds of being selected at the draft are…
Real Estate Agent Advises Rental Seekers To Offer Up Firstborn For Sacrifice To Rental Gods To Stand Out
A WA real estate agent has shared her best secret to help rental seekers stand out from the crowd – going all “Abraham” on your…