Perth Man Feeling Dusty After The Weekend Convinced It’s The Monkeypox
East Perth resident Trent, has awoken on Monday morning with mild dehydration, sniffles, and some dry, itchy skin around his face. Ordinarily, they would be…
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Woman Hopes Acai Bowl Selfie Will Salvage Her “Eat, Pray, Love” Image After Canggu Bender
Dior can’t help to think she has done irreparable damage to her carefully curated “enlightened traveller” persona after a heavy 2 days of Snapchatting her…
Freo Fan Decides It’s Time To Add “2022” To Flagmantle Face Tattoo
Damo was called bold for getting “Flagmantle” inked across his forehead after the 3rd round. However, as confident as he was on a flag he…
BREAKING: Prosecco To Screech Ratio Reaching Critical Levels At Bottomless Brunch
Witnesses have expressed fears for eardrums within a 200m radius of a group of gal’s bottomless brunching as the first stop in a hen’s day. …
Personal injury lawyers selflessly volunteer to drive ambulances to reduce response time
In response to WA’s ambulance wait times, a dedicated community of personal injury lawyers has agreed to step up and do what needs to be…
Late Starts To Combat Scourge Of Drivers Who Inexplicably Can’t Defog Windscreen
Road safety advocates are calling on Perth employers to offer late starting options for shitforbrains employees who still inexplicably can’t remember how to defog their…