Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers
Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…
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Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…
Perth man hasn’t truly felt alive since the 2018 Subiaco pint war
Brayden is a relatively happy man. He goes about his daily dealings with a smile and an air of relative optimism but sadly it’s all…
Tables are turned as WorkSafe probes extraterrestrials over entering mine site without authorisation
A pair of extraterrestrials have been given a rude welcome to Western Australia after crashing into a mine site outside of Newman. Naturally, the inquisitive…
Perth motorist looking forward to copping every single red light on Leach Highway commute
A young man can’t wait to finish work today as he knows damn well the treat that Perth infrastructure has in store for him as…
Copper miners offering FIFO swings to Mandurah residents due to proven efficiency at extracting resource
Some of Australia’s biggest copper miners are looking to the industrious population of Mandurah who have demonstrated they are highly capable of extracting copper. In…