Vossy conducts 23 citizens arrests for stealing a finals spot
Michael Voss has been forced to conduct 23 citizens arrests this evening after accusing 23 players of stealing a finals spot. The arrest comes after…
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Colleagues unconvinced by office bag-fiend’s hay fever claims
Seeing Simon rock up to work with red eyes and the sniffles is a year-round occasion for his work colleagues. However, from September to December,…
Train vanishes after being left unattended at Ellenbrook Station during first test run this morning
Metronet and TransPerth are scratching their heads today after a train mysteriously vanished while conducting a test run from Ellenbrook Station to Whiteman Park. According…
Boss tells staff that while they now have the right to disconnect, he retains the right to be a petty, vindictive tyrant
Right to disconnect laws have come into play today for all national system employees earning under 175k a year. To celebrate the legislation, a boss…
Local bard fails to woo damsel after overindulging in magic potion at the Balingup Medieval Carnivale
A Perth based accountant who cosplays as a Bard at any opportunity he gets has travelled to the Balingup Medieval Carnivale in search of adventure,…
THE HUMAN ZOO: Mr. Broome Cup
There ain’t too many occasions that get a man like Harlee showering on a Saturday but the Broome Cup is one of them. He offers…