Perth man wakes up with a vague, ominous recollection of being at Billy Lee’s early Sunday morning
Perth pisswreck Damo has woken up with a memory that would rival Guy Pearce in Momento. As per usual, Damo has stuck his snout in…
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Ageing millennial accepts it’s all over after getting a bit too excited to see a bird
Time comes for us all and Perth man Toby has accepted he is officially on a downward trajectory towards mortality after getting a bit too…
What your choice of Breakfast says about you
Eggs Benny – you’re a hungover FIFO worker who is about to take a mid-brekkie break to make a Dome toilet the scene of a 25…
Man didn’t purchase an appliance with a 4-star energy rating just to take the sticker off
Local bigshot Adam has finally worked his way up the corporate ladder to a position that allows him to buy slightly above-average home appliances with…
Flagmantle fans launch class action against AFL for nonrefundable deposit on September bus
Furious Flagmantle fans have commenced legal action against the AFL after a series of erroneous calls cost them a win against Carlton on the weekend.…
Middle Aged Man on Harley Fending the Ladies Off With a Stick After Revving in Freo
Lou knows when the female population of Perth gazes upon his newly purchased hog there is a 50:50 chance they’ll think he’s either suffering a…