Mr “I Forgot Booze on Good Friday”
Daryl wakes up happier than a Boost Juice Employee with half a gram MD shelved up their sunshine-hole. It’s Good Friday, so Daryl plans to…
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Ageing Millennial who fell asleep on an outdoor chair at 9 pm thinks he has what it takes for Darude next week
Will has dismissed claims that his performance last night following the Flagmantle win proves he hasn’t got what it takes to party at the Darude…
Exmouth Man Inundated with “Moot” After Diesel Patrol Purchase
For more than 15 years, Jezza had been unlucky in his lust with a long record of failed conquests down at the local tavern. He…
WA tourist living off Maccas & 30 Bintangs a day blames Balinese hygiene standards for his horrendous irregularity
A Western Australian man has once again refused to take any accountability for the horror shows he’s leaving in the toilet 7 times a day…
Cameroon a little surprised at AFL’s announcement welcoming them to the AFL
The African nation of Cameroon has enjoyed a pleasant surprise today after the AFL announced they have joined the AFL. Cameroon will be expected to…
5 Heinous Creatures You Can’t Avoid At Sculptures By The Sea
Sculptures by the Sea – uniting people who don’t want to be united since its foundation. Here is what to expect: Locals – Marvel at…