Lady-Toolies to outnumber male counterparts as middle aged women flock to Dunsborough to party with Nicolas Cage
Move over weird dudes who graduated a decade ago, there is a new menace expected to be a pest at Leavers this year – the…
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What your favourite Perth train line says about you
Generally speaking, Perth and public transport go together as well as smegma flavouring and confectionary. Alas, it’s unavoidable and given the average state of a…
Perth man could definitely surf Tombstones but he reckons he might have an ear infection
A mid-30s Perth man has made some stunning revelations to a group of backpackers this week. Assuring them that he’d be out there surfing Tombstones…
The 8 best things to do in Kalgoorlie
Kalgoorlie is not just a location. It’s a state of mind. This ain’t your grandma’s holiday so buckle in and prepare yourself for a weekend…
FB memory popping up of man when he was young, beautiful & free the final straw for ageing millennial
An ageing millennial has finally taken the plunge and deleted his FB account after yet again the social media platform ruined his day by reminding…
Fully grown man still unable to shake deep-seated distrust of Kreepy Kraulys
Back before AI threatened to take over the world, another sentient being reigned supreme – the humble Kreepy Krauly. A device created to help us…