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Woolies new airport store plans to cash in on the lucrative “FIFOs who can be farked grocery shopping the minute they step off a plane” market

September 27, 2023

Woolworth’s new Perth airport store intends to be a strategic hub for the 3 or maybe 5 FIFO workers who fancy a grocery shop after…

A Night in the Life of an “eXpresso” Martini Drinker

September 26, 2023

6 pm: I’m putting the finishing touches on for ladies night. I haven’t even had a drop of booze and I’m already screeching like The…

Aussie Brand Releases “Dry Heat” In Recognition of WA’s Unique Needs

September 26, 2023

Deep Heat has been supplying Australians with pain relief cream for decades. Only now, however, have they acknowledged that Western Australians have different needs and…

Why Roman men can’t stop thinking about the Westralian mining empire

September 25, 2023

It started as an innocent question on Twitter. One Italian user hailing from Rome asked her followers how often the men in their life thought…

It’s 2001 and you’re about to make a big mistake…

September 23, 2023

Picture it, you picked up 3 for $10 deal from Liquorland and are currently trying to finish the 3rd bottle in a mate’s backyard because…

ChatGPT crashes after trying to learn from Perth Smart Freeway data

September 21, 2023

ChatGPT has lost several artificial-IQ points after attempting to process data from the Perth Smart Freeway system. It turns out that Skynets foetus was clever…

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