A pair of extraterrestrials have been given a rude welcome to Western Australia after crashing into a mine site outside of Newman.
Naturally, the inquisitive aliens had planned to find out as much as they could about humanity by dredging the man-caves of FIFO workers with their trust probe.
Alas, it was they who found themselves probed after WorkSafe was alerted that they hadn’t gone through a safety induction before entering the site.
A spokesperson for WorkSafe told The Times,
“They are having a laugh mate, no induction, no white card and not wearing the correct industry standard PPE, these jokers are going to receive a hefty fine”
While WorkSafe prepares to throw the book at them, others in the mining community are angry over the perceived queue jumping. With one miner telling The Times,
“It’s bad enough we have to deal with the Irish but now grey men from another galaxy are taking our jobs? Spewing mate”
Time will tell how big a fine the extraterrestrials get or whether they will be permitted to continue their swing to raise money for repairs and jetting home.
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