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Travel

A Guide to Wanderlust

Belle June 13, 2017 wankerWorld

Funding Your Adventure  – Perhaps your dad is sick of looking at your spoiled face, or perhaps you hit someone in your car and need…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Mount Lawley

Belle May 19, 2015 culturehipsterwanker

Mount Lawley is the bohemian flame to which the scarfed Perthian is drawn. It is a bustling hub of irritating fashion, latte-sipping fixie connoisseurs and…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Perth Cyclist

Belle March 25, 2015 Cyclingexercisewanker

The Tour de Poorcunt rolls along Mounts Bay Road on a crisp Sunday morning. The peloton of mid-life crisis is filled like lycra-clad men chatting…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Triple J Snob

Belle January 20, 2015 wanker

If music be the fruit of love, then play on. Although, you must love within boundaries. Those who reach for the low hanging fruit of…

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