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Work & Study

Mr “Imma Lawyer!”

Belle April 30, 2021 professionalwanker

These days Australia has more lawyers than you’d find in O.J’s living room after receiving the consolation prize of an exquisite set of steak knives…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Cyclist

Belle March 16, 2021 Hobbywanker

Move over incels, there is a new oppressed minority in town: the road cyclist. By day, Terry is a mild-mannered physiotherapist that lives on a…

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Perth & WA Locations Travellers

Mr Dunsborough Blow-in

Belle February 26, 2021 CEODouthTravelwanker

Every set of holidays, Dunsborough is flooded with people that mistake not having a Cottesloe Golf Club membership with hardcore poverty and renting is for…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Peppermint Grove

Belle January 10, 2021 FinanceMoneywanker

Peppy Grove sets the standard in Perth elitism. The resident’s modesty remains buried under a pile of old money, and their reluctance to mingle with…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr I Moved to Melbourne

Belle November 30, 2020 MelbourneTravelwanker

It’s been a year since Matty moved to Melbourne City and he has been too busy creaming himself over trams and dumplings to give his…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Gym Selfie

Belle March 2, 2020 Cringeexercisewanker

Todd hovers around the free weights at Healthy Life while flicking through his own Instagram account. It’s been 25 minutes, and Todd hasn’t lifted a…

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