Any Australian thinking of waltzing over to the mighty English Premier League and taking an underperforming team to actual victory have been dealt a heavy blow.
Ange Postecoglou has been given the arse despite leading the team to a drought breaking win in the Europa League.
Officials say that despite “actual success” his inability to turn around their fortunes in the premier league after only a short while was the deciding factor.
A spokesperson for the Spurs told The Times,
“How dare this Australian walk into our Country and force us to dust off a spot on our trophy cabinet for some silverware. I hope he thinks long and hard about his actions”
It just goes to show you that England don’t deserve our best talent.
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