President Trump has sensationally backflipped on his ridiculous tariffs today after realising destroying the global economy may not make him too popular.
However, he remains committed to imposing high tariffs on both China and Western Australia’s own Wittenoom.
Wittenoom was hit with a 100% tariff on its asbestos after his RFK told Trump that restarting America’s domestic asbestos industry was vital to make America healthy again. A spokesperson for the Trump regime told The Times,
“RFK told Trump that materials such as cellulose and fiberglass cause autism and that to MAHA they’d have to lean hard on asbestos which he claims has no known health risks. Trump is now committed to making asbestos great again”
Of course, advisors tried to tell Trump that Wittenoom hasn’t produced asbestos for some years. They also tried to explain to the crazed leader that the town was abandoned due to contamination.
Trump dismissed the “so-called facts” and told The Times,
“No one is doing asbestos because they are losers. It’s the most wonderful building material and I was the first to see that. Sleepy Joe Biden didn’t want America to have asbestos. Who knows why. I will be the asbestos President. People will say President Trump you saved asbestos! You stopped autism! You made American healthy again!”
President Trump is truly playing 4D chess.
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