President Donald Trump has today claimed credit for the “total obliteration” of Channel 10’s The Project after accusing the painful news show of being months away from building nukes.
In a statement released on Truth Socials, Trump stated in full Capslock,
“FAKE NEWS 10, TOGETHER WITH THE FAILING PROJECT TV SHOW HAVE BEEN OBLITERATED! NO ONE HAS SEEN OBLITERATION LIKE THIS, I AM THE OBLITERATION PRESIDENT, THE PROJECT WILL NO LONGER SUBJECT AUSTRALIA TO ITS BROADCASTS OF MASS DEFECATION ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A LOSER!”
However, the CIA is thought to be behind a damning leak that suggests the President didn’t have a part in it. An insider told The Times,
“You have to understand how badly this guy wants a Nobel Peace Prize. He’ll be claiming credit for anything good and pure in this world. In reality, the Aussie public are to thank for the obliteration of The Project”
Naturally, Trump isn’t going to let the truth get in the way of a good story.
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