In a nod to all the corporate cowboys that will no doubt make good use of the luxurious redevelopment of Carillon City, Twiggy has (probably) confirmed that it will feature the world’s largest R.M Williams boot.
Standing over 60 foot tall, the boot will be attract every swingin’ dick on the terrace like chino-moths to a project-management flame. A source close to Twiggy told The Times,
“Let’s face it, the corporate cowboys run Perth CBD these days just ask anyone who has ever got caught in a morning coffee muster or lunch time R.M stampede. Twiggy knows where his bread is buttered”
Naturally, the boot will also serve as motivation to the students who will take up the uni accommodation that is planned in the redevelopment. Our course continued,
“All those engineering students can gaze upon the boot and think – I could one day be swaggering around the Terrace with my lanyard like a massive c u next tuesday and that’s the kind of thoughts Twiggy wants them to have”
There is still no word on whether the plans to include Carillon’s second rightful “i” nor whether the pancake parlour or Newton’s Cricle will return however.
Much to the disappointment of many.
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