A young Perth man has reported to his friends & family that he absolutely loved Croatia after a week spent cruising the islands on Sail Croatia.
While he did get to enjoy the sights of the Adriatic Coast, most of his time was spent trying to chat up English backpackers and expelling the mistakes of the night’s past over the side of the boat.
We spoke the man who told The Times,
“Croatia is a rare gem, so much culture, I think I yacked in every major port we went to, some of those ports looked very old so it was an honour to leave my mark”
We asked what other cultural experiences he had in Croatia that made him love the place so much. He added,
“Um the food was good I think, I don’t really know I was never able to hold anything down on account of the week long crippling hangover I continued to add to”
When pressed further, the young admitted that he really didn’t remember much about Croatia but due to his deep love for the country he’ll deffinetly be coming back next year to do it again.
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