The Wooroloo Prison Farm kitchen has been forced to quietly scrap plans to hold a Peruvian fiesta for the inmates after news broke that some inmates had allegedly consumed unauthorised guinea pig while working.
While the event was a pure coincidence, the Justice Department has confirmed the “optics” didn’t look good despite assuring the public that cuy was not on the menu.
A source close to the prison told The Times it was just really inconvenient timing,
“It was just going to be a bit of fun. We were going to serve ceviche, pollo a la brasa and arroz chaufa. However, obviously everyone is just going to assume we are doubling down on guinea pig, you just can’t win”
Instead, inmates at the prison farm will be served American Beef as reported by the Times earlier today.
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