No sooner as news broke that one person snapped up the entire $100 million Powerball did the lucky mofo out themselves by being spotted indulging in a blatant act of excess.
We spoke to a cobber who raised the alarm,
“I was carefully putting exactly 10 litres of Diesel in me cruiser so I didn’t bankrupt myself when this big dick player rocks up, oh boy, bloke filled up his tank! Then his second tank! Then a jerry can! Wtf!!!”
To many, this sort of expenditure is the thing of legend. The kind of thing you might expect from Bill Gates but no, it was an Aussie.
We spoke to a leading expert on instant wealth who said it was 100% likely to be the winner,
“A full tank of diesel in this economy? Yeah, that’s a multi-millionaire, no question, and given it was at a shitty little servo in the sticks just strengthens the assumption”
Congratulations mate. Word on the street is he also happily helped himself to some non-specials snacks in the servo.
What a fkn baller.
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