In typical American fashion, the superpower has taken the Olympic gold against France as irrefutable proof that they are not just Olympic champs but champions…
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Jarrad Schofield commits to getting his other sleeve done in Bali if they appoint him coach
Interim Coach Jarrad Schofield has notched up another victory against North Melbourne with many crediting the success to his classic WA look. Not many coaches…
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Caucasian wedding dancing introduced to Olympics after success of breakdancing
The 2028 Olympics will be the first Olympics to trial “Caucasian wedding dancing” as an event after the overwhelming popularity of the Breaking in Paris. …
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Controversy in the Olympic breakdancing after this kid was seen interfering
The integrity of Breaking has been called into question after a small, ratty, Finnish kid with a Mp3 player remote was seen influencing the dancers…
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Qantas drops London to Perth direct flight, cites lack of available real estate in northern suburbs
Qantas has been forced to drop the London to Perth direct flight due to concerns from limey expats that there isn’t enough available real estate…
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Kalgoorlie Prospector travels to Paris after hearing of Aussie gold rush
A crust Kalgoorlie gold hunter has decided to book a trip to Paris after hearing about the Australian gold rush occurring at the Olympic Games.…
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