The AFL has responded to the furore over the Flagmantle chartered flight that saw players need to urinate into the sink due to a lack…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
ex-BASE jumper now entering building contracts in WA to satisfy his risk-taking tendencies
A former BASE jumper and all-around lunatic has revealed that throwing himself off buildings, antennae, bridges and cliffs no longer gives him the thrill it…
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A Day In The Life Of A Law GraduateÂ
6:30 am – crywank in the shower until I am sufficiently purged of all bodily fluids that will get in my way today. I am an…
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Local millionaire spotted with a can of pre-mix and a dart from a recognisable brand
Onlookers were treated to a taste of how the other side live today when SOR resident Macka walked out onto his balcony with a can…
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TransPerth assures English that unlike Football, its services to Alkimos and Yanchep are actually coming ‘ome lad
TransPerth has attempted to soothe the limey burn of losing to Spain last night with some words of reassurance to Perth’s northern suburbs Englishmen &…
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WA Parents Put Newborn Boy On Toyota 70 Waiting List To Avoid DisappointmentÂ
With wait times and costs for new Toyotas blowing out by the day, Darren & Jess have signed their newborn boy up to the Toyota…
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