In true Westralian form, the great State has reached out to Cricket Australia to let them know that the Swan River is free for the…
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14 reasons why working through the silly season is the best move you’ll ever make
Provided your workplace doesn’t enforce annual leave over this period here’s why: 1. the uninitiated consider you some kind of hero for bravely volunteering to…
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Test cricket purist can’t even be in the same room as Big Bash fan
Tom, a hardcore test cricket purist has been unable to wipe the look of disgust from his face as he encounters more and more Big…
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Raygun shuts down Caucasian wedding after hearing a bloke whipped out the sprinkler
Raygun’s management has allegedly sent a very strongly worded letter to a local wedding after being “blindsided” by a drunken guest pulling out one of…
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Peter Dutton reveals his cheap nuclear costings are based on plans he found while holidaying in Pripyat in 1986
Many doubt Peter Dutton’s claims that he can deliver nuclear power to Australia for just $331B. After all, the CSIRO released a report stating that…
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11 Heinous Creatures You’ll Want To Avoid At The Pub
The guy who thinks waving a pineapple is ballin’ – Woah, calm down Bill Gates, you wouldn’t want to start a stampede of every female bartender…
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