A local bozo had the bright idea to drag his family to Hillarys today to enjoy a nice relaxing public holiday next to the tranquil…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend
A mobile AI traffic camera positioned on the Freeway heading southbound has crashed out under the sheer volume of how much vehicular fuckery it was…
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Authorities up the ante against Alcoa with sternly worded tree vandalism sign in Northern Jarrah Forest
A joint taskforce into Alcoa’s tree cutting shitcuntery in the Northern Jarrah Forest has been launched between State and Federal environmental authorities. Fearing the $55…
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City of Perth confident parking fee hike is a ‘non-issue’ thanks to Perth’s famous love of public transport
It’s a move that some punters are sceptical about given the CBD has the humming hustle and bustle of Galleria most of the time. However,…
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Parents squirm awkwardly after kids ask them what Pinky’s was like back in their day
A lovely day on Rottnest island turned awkward after a visit to the infamous Pinky’s Beach. It seems the parents were unable to hide their…
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Joondalup man reaches City faster on foot than drivers after surprise thunderstorm
Kevin from Joondalup unceremoniously hurled his car keys into the bin this morning after looking at the window and witnessing a surprise thunderstorm. Why, one…
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