In news that will fill Liberal voter’s hearts with joy, the party is finally in a position to justify trading in the party-Kia Kio and…
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WA Libs finally win enough seats for a 3am outdoor setting sesh
It’s been a hot Westralian minute since the WA Liberals had enough seats to enjoy a decent outdoor setting sesh deep into the wee hours…
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AFL announces plan to have a matchless opening round in 2026
The AFL is apparently drinking its own bathwater today as they reflect on the public sentiment towards their most depressing opening round in history. While…
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Pilbara man books tickets to the Gold Coast for the cyclone party
While most normal people would avoid travelling to an area that is set to be smashed by a tropical cyclone, Pilbara man Brayden has other…
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Mundaring man announces, “that Barnett feller ain’t getting my vote!” on decennial trip to civilisation
A Mundaring man has been forced to venture to Perth this week and has wasted no time letting the big smoke city slickers know what…
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Perth woman who fancies excruciating convos with school acquaintances she’s desperately avoided for a decade thinks she’ll go late night shopping
Local Perth woman Natasha has woken up with an unyielding urge to be cornered by mouth breathing acquaintances from her past and forced into the…
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