President Trump was so gee’d up after his tantrum against Ukrainian President Zelenskyy that he instructed his minders to put on one of his favourite…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Last day of summer fills Perth man with dread over how he’ll survive the next 9 months of predominantly sunny, pleasant weather
A Perth man has been dealing with an existential crisis today as he prepares for the last day of summer tomorrow. He is overwhelmed with…
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Trump vows to end the England-Australia Bairstow stumping conflict in one day
Swaggering like a bloated Oompa Loompa that just negotiated a good unionisation deal for the Chocolate Factory, President Trump says his deal artistry could be…
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Geraldton deploys elite submarine to keep China on its toes should it choose to cruise past WA
In a show of force, Geraldton has announced that China isn’t the only one with a little maritime hardware in these seas and deployed WA’s…
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REPORT: The Eastern State mind can’t comprehend our toll-less utopia
A man visiting Westralia from Sydney has been left as stunned as a mullet at a taser party while driving on our roads. In a…
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Hill dwellers vow to support any party who promises to tighten security at foothills borders
Residents of the Perth Hills have sent a clear message to politicians that their number one concern is to protect the sanctity of the hills…
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