Much to the sadness of the Wildcats fans, Bryce Cotton has announced he will be pursuing opportunities elsewhere for the upcoming season. Topping the league…
View More Flagmantle make play for Bryce Cotton to bring his scoring abilities to their forward line
In another incredibly unsurprising turn of events, Baz is set to be me made the official Liberal Party leader at the next meeting. This, of…
View More Basil Zempilas to officially get the keys to the WA Liberal Party Tarago
The Australian Government has boldly implemented a new plan to protect its citizens from encounters with Shepard-loving-sickos. The plan comes in the form of a…
View More People who prefer Shepard avocados to be put on Government Watchlist
Regional schools all across WA are salivating at the prospect of picking up a fresh overhead projector after Albo announced he would fully fund public…
View More Regional WA schools eye-off brand spankin’ projectors after Albo’s funding pledge
In a radical move, instead of the tradition of giving the winner of the Western Derby a winning trophy, the loser of next week’s match…
View More Western Derby Trophy replaced with a wooden spoon to reflect what’s really at stake
PSA rowing parents have once again been forced to make the pilgrimage to Champion Lakes, in the City of Armadale to watch their siverspoonlings complete…
View More Elite private school parents demand compensation for having to travel to the City of Armadale for the Head of the River