Birkenstock has urgently recalled all of their Boston shoe range after reflecting on what they unleashed on society. In a revised mission to “decuntify” the…
View More Birkenstock urgently recall these things. No specific reason they’re just sorry for releasing them
The group thought to be behind the Qantas hack have found themselves in the unenviable position of only being able to use the data to…
View More Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits
Woolworths has hit back at claims it is squeezing the life out of Aussie suppliers by releasing a grainy video of a lamb farmer standing…
View More Woolworths release grainy footage of Aussie farmer reading a note stating he’s getting a fair deal
Kmart has broken down in tears this week after admitting the name it’d worked so hard to build good will around was now just a…
View More Kmart to cut the macabre charade and officially change name to Anko
A JB Hi-Fi customer was left in tears today after making the special trip to the store to experience the judgmental gaze of an employee…
View More JB Hi-Fi employee cops final warning after customer reported feeling insufficiently judged
Coles & Woolworths shareholders are licking their lips at the news minimum wage will increase by 3.5%. Why you may ask? Well, it’s because they…
View More Coles & Woolworths smell a little “supply chain issue” coming after 3.5% minimum wage increase announced