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Pajero driver realises he was destined to drive one after learning what it means in Spanish

Belle April 5, 2024 motoring

John, a proud Pajero driver, is feeling enlightened after an altercation on the road turned into a profound epiphany this morning. After carelessly drifting into…

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Reformed bag fiend joins running club hoping “runner’s high” can fill the void in his weekend

Belle April 3, 2024

Ageing millennial and reformed bag fiend has been on a mission to replace the void that cleaning up his act has left in his weekends.…

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REPORT: Yeti Rambler owner thinks he’s better than you

Belle April 2, 2024

You can imagine how much of a giga-chud Simon felt like using an inferior drink bottle for the past 30 years of his life. He…

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Perth Couple Treasure Final Hours Of The Easter Break In A Pool Of Existential Dread

Belle April 1, 2024

Perth Couple Brit & Alex arrived home from a down south holiday just in time to catch the rain piss down after a 4.5-hour commute…

View More Perth Couple Treasure Final Hours Of The Easter Break In A Pool Of Existential Dread
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Aussie dads suffering acute withdrawal after Bunnings was closed for a whole day

Belle March 30, 2024

While many Australians who forgot to stock up on piss felt the effects of not having an alcoholic bevvie for a day, local dads felt…

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REPORT: Wearing Bunnings Trade Hoodie Makes Weekend Warrior Feel Like A Big Man 

Belle March 30, 2024

Daryl is a purebred, fair dinkum self-renovating, trailer dodging Bunnings super-nuffie and he’s got the PowerPass card to prove it.  Before any new trip to…

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