It’s a long time between drinks for freaks unlucky enough to be born on a leap day however after a gruelling 4 year wait, Ben…
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Cott man without RCSA plates can’t park on Napoleon St for another year after Rotto swim cancelled
This year was going to be his year. He’s trained mercilessly to get his hands on the coveted RCSA plates but the Rotto swim was…
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REPORT: Long lunch attendee well on his way to getting fully Barnaby’d
A corporate pisswreck and long lunch bandit has made some serious headway this afternoon to getting himself fully Barnaby’d by the late arvo. Arriving at…
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Man Who Claims He Doesn’t Need a Special Day To Show His Love Isn’t Doing A Great Job On The Other Days Either
Forrestfield man, Craiglyn has defiantly told his misso that he won’t be getting sucked into the commercialised nonsense of Valentine’s Day. Telling her that he…
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Relationship On The Rocks As Man’s Show Of Love Fails To Beat GF’s Influencer Competition
Despite being given excruciatingly detailed instructions on how to EXACTLY show his love for her, a Perth influencer’s boyfriend has managed to ruin the entire…
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Maccas releases a choking warning with its new range of adult Happy Meal toys
Mcdonald’s has urged adults seeking out their new Happy Meal range from tomorrow to PLEASE use the toys as instructed. A spokesperson for Mcdonald’s said…
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