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Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover

Belle January 1, 2025

Damo, a double bacon deluxe of a bloke, has tried every trick in the book to beat his brutal hangover today. Alas, nothing seems to…

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Local mess who posted her New Year’s resolutions to IG stuns haters by waking up fit, rich, mature, career-driven, and with a multitude of hobbies

Belle January 1, 2025

No one knows how she did it but it seems local trainwreck Tash has come good on each and every one of her 2024 New…

View More Local mess who posted her New Year’s resolutions to IG stuns haters by waking up fit, rich, mature, career-driven, and with a multitude of hobbies
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Influencer hoping none of her followers spot her returning from Rotto on the ferry of shame 

Belle December 29, 2024 influencer

A self-styled selfie-artist, vlogger, and aspiring D-lister has gone into incognito mode on the ferry home from Rottnest this afternoon as she prays none of…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

REPORT: Rough Day To Be A Bin At A Local Park 

Belle December 25, 2024

Local park bins across the state are bracing for impact as hordes of seafood aficionados make the pilgrimage to avoid having to store the stinking…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth man scared of the monster he becomes at the pre-Xmas seafood rush

Belle December 24, 2024

A Perth man has sought forgiveness from society after reflecting on the monster he became while ducking down to pick up some fresh seafood for…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth Man Quietly Confident No One Else Plans to Go Xmas Shopping Today

Belle December 23, 2024

Casually sauntering out to his car, Ben cracks his knuckles and exclaims to the world that he’s about to get away with the perfect crime.…

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