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Residents along Swan River note mosquito plague began after a mysterious lunch cutter arrived

Belle February 24, 2025

Residents in the City of Bayswater, Bassendean & Belmont have been desperate to rid their beloved suburbs of a mozzies who have hit in plague…

View More Residents along Swan River note mosquito plague began after a mysterious lunch cutter arrived
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

REPORT: some sorry looking faces on the Rotto ferry back today

Belle February 23, 2025

As it turns out, downing more piss than a German water sports website can have a detrimental effect on one’s body. Accordingly, many a Rotto…

View More REPORT: some sorry looking faces on the Rotto ferry back today
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

REPORT: You’d have to shake the fabric of space & time to get that Rotto swim number off bloke’s arm

Belle February 22, 2025

A bloke who competed in the Rotto swim has made it clear that the registration tattoo on his upper arm isn’t going anywhere for at…

View More REPORT: You’d have to shake the fabric of space & time to get that Rotto swim number off bloke’s arm
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Rotto swim skipper pretty sure the 19.7km swim through open ocean would be a more relaxing choice 

Belle February 22, 2025

Western suburbs man Phil has every reason to believe he’s an intelligent man. So he is unable to explain how he voluntarily threw himself into…

View More Rotto swim skipper pretty sure the 19.7km swim through open ocean would be a more relaxing choice 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Last Xmas shopper finally escapes Karrinyup underground car park

Belle February 20, 2025

There were joyful scenes at a Wembley property today as the family’s beloved mother finally returned home after a gruelling 2 months trapped in the…

View More Last Xmas shopper finally escapes Karrinyup underground car park
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

WA Local forgets about Sunday morning trading hours for the 600th weekend in a row

Belle February 9, 2025

Despite living in WA his whole life, Dave has once again foolishly presented at his local Woolies at 9:30 on a Sunday morning.  This represents…

View More WA Local forgets about Sunday morning trading hours for the 600th weekend in a row

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